ATTORI:

• Mark Wahlberg (John)
• Seth MacFarlane (Ted (voice))
• Amanda Seyfried (Samantha)
• Jessica Barth (Tami-Lynn)
• Giovanni Ribisi (Donny)
• Morgan Freeman (Patrick Meighan)
• Sam J. Jones (Sam J. Jones)
• Patrick Warburton (Guy)
• Michael Dorn (Rick)
• Bill Smitrovich (Frank)
• John Slattery (Shep Wild)
• Cocoa Brown (Joy)
• John Carroll Lynch (Tom Jessup)
• Ron Canada (Judge)
• Liam Neeson (Customer)
• Dennis Haysbert (Fertility Doctor)
• Patrick Stewart (Narrator (voice))
• Tom Brady (Tom Brady)
• Jay Leno (Jay Leno)
• Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel)
• Kate McKinnon (Kate McKinnon)
• Bobby Moynihan (Bobby Moynihan)
• Taran Killam (Taran Killam)
• Sebastian Arcelus (Dr. Ed Danzer)
• Jay Patterson (Karl Jackson)
• Steve Callaghan (Comic)
• Nana Visitor (Adoption Agent)
• Maggie Geha (Female Nurse)
• Jessica Szohr (Allison)
• Craig Ricci Shaynak (Blind Guy)
• Lexi Atkins (Waitress)
• Jack Knight (Todd Kidder)
• Lauren Sánchez (Boston Newscaster)
• William Xifaras (Boston Neighbor)
• Curtis Stigers (Wedding Singer)
• Julius Sharpe (NYC Doctor)
• Liz Morgan (NYC Nurse)
• Alec Sulkin (Obi-Wan)
• Ralph Garman (Stormtrooper)
• Michael Steven Costello (Jury Foreman)
• J. Mark Donaldson (Juror)
• Frank Lloyd (Juror)
• Bart A. Piscitello Jr. (Bailiff)
• Becki Dennis (Receptionist)
• Robert Holfelder (Band Leader)
• Michael Trisler (Cyclist)
• Ryan Hanna (Jogger)
• Kate Gustafson (Hasbro CEO Assistant)
• David Goldman (Pundit)
• Ted Jessup (Pundit)
• Ronobir Lahiri (Pundit)
• Barry Ratcliffe (Pundit)
• Chris Regan (Pundit)
• Nefetari Spencer (Pundit)
• Jeffrey Stubblefield (Pundit)
• Wellesley Wild (Pundit)
• Lenny Clarke (Cop (Boston PD))
• Chris Neville (Cop (Boston PD))
• Rachael MacFarlane (Meighan Assistant)
• Christy Scott Cashman (Reporter)
• Joseph J. Micucci (Nerd (Wedgie))
• Josiah Blount (Comic Con Fan)
• Johnny Alves (Security Guard)
• Silvio Cuadra (Security Guard)
• Dustin Ybarra (Borg)
• Matthew J. Walters (Hellboy)
• Aaron Zell (Vendor)
• Scott Wahle (Film Executive)
• John Viener (Police Dispatcher)
• Kate B. O'Brien (Diner Waitress)
• Billy Concha (Bachelor Party Guest)
• Andrew Torres (Jump Rope Guy)
• Luke Adams (Wedding Announcer)
• Tara Strong (Ted Toy (voice))
• Tiffany (Tiffany)
• Brittany O'Connor (Cake Girl (uncredited))
• Julie Schmid (Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited))
• Rose Wakesho (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Katie McCabe (Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited))
• Stanis Krista Ames (Courthouse Spectator (uncredited))
• Claudia Zielke (Baroness Girl (uncredited))
• Alexandra Creteau (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• Vincent M. Biscione (Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited))
• Kt Baldassaro (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• Laura-Elise Barrett (Booth Girl (uncredited))
• Anissa Borrego (Flash Girl (uncredited))
• Roseny Carrero (My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited))
• John Franchi (Bar Patron (uncredited))
• Chia Chen (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Lexie Contursi (Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited))
• Chassidy Cox (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Nea Dune (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Diana Emuge (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Michelle Fonseca (Courtroom Observer (uncredited))
• Enku Gubaie (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• London Hall (Reporter (uncredited))
• Isabel Wagner (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Sandra Yap (Comic Con Attendee (uncredited))
• Isabella Sanchez (Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited))
• Sagan Rose (Ginger Girl (uncredited))
• Elizabeth Pollard (Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited))
• Tina Grimm (Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited))
• Kim Mulhauser (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• Olivia McCarthy (Booth Girl (uncredited))
• Sophie Mazzaro (Fox Booth Girl (uncredited))
• Anna Maiche (Kissing Couple (uncredited))
• Kandiss Lewis (Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited))
• Toi'ya Leatherwood (Ginger Girl (uncredited))
• Christopher Weigel (Well Wisher (uncredited))
• Zola Williams (Dancer (uncredited))
• Ronald Boone (Yacht Guest (uncredited))
• Noelle Trudeau (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• Lance Norris (Wedding Guest (uncredited))
• Susan Garfield (Woman at Diner (uncredited))